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I attempted to test the patience of my virtual customers in the popular game “Diner Dash” by taking my sweet time getting their orders, serving their food, and seating customers. My goal was to\u00a0have every customer\u00a0in the restaurant angry with my service, however, the task ended up being a challenging one, testing my ability to correctly time my seating of each customer and begin their tortuous wait for my service\u00a0at the right moment. Customers only remain angry for a certain period of time in the game before vanishing, and I ended up unable to complete the task of pissing EVERYONE in the vicinity off.<\/p>\n

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I attempted to test the patience of my virtual customers in the popular game “Diner Dash” by taking my sweet time getting their orders, serving their food, and seating customers. My goal was to\u00a0have every customer\u00a0in the restaurant angry with my service, however, the task ended up being a challenging one, testing my ability to … Continue reading “Diner Jog”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":84,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-374","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mycours.es\/gamedesign2016\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/374","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mycours.es\/gamedesign2016\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mycours.es\/gamedesign2016\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mycours.es\/gamedesign2016\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/84"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mycours.es\/gamedesign2016\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=374"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/mycours.es\/gamedesign2016\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/374\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":400,"href":"http:\/\/mycours.es\/gamedesign2016\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/374\/revisions\/400"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mycours.es\/gamedesign2016\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=374"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mycours.es\/gamedesign2016\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=374"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mycours.es\/gamedesign2016\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=374"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}