Two Person Structured Conversation

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Scenario: The huntman needs to kill snow white, but he doesn’t know wehther or not snow white is guilty

The huntsman was tired of listening to these royal bitches. Day after day and night after night, he endured – but now no more. He was going to take matters into his own hands.

Op1. The Huntsman journeys to find snow white with the intent to kidnap her and random her off to a prince charming somewhere.

Op2. Thu Huntsman timidly goes to talk to snow white to try to get to know her better.

[Op. 2] “You there. Yes, you wench. Why must you do this? Why do you cause these troubles time after time again? This week alone has been my seventh time to this disgusting forest. Do you really wish to leave the benevolent queen that badly?”

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You walk up and reach out to grab her arm. She flinches and steps back, tripping over a fallen tree and spraining her arm.

2)

You walk closer. She does as well. She suddenly leans in closer to your head. You follow when suddenly they _______.

[Op. 2] The Huntsman seeks to classify Snow Whites purity by delving into her the sophistication of her philosophical viewpoints. “What is the meaning of life? What is objective morality? Can beauty mask the demonic spirit kindling in the depths of your soul?”

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Snow White wonders if the Huntsman is hitting on her.

2) Snow White is annoyed at the Huntsman’s vapid questions and responds in riddles with a jaded tongue, clearly annoyed at the Huntsman for his direct interrogatives.

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Or as the dumbass author would say — courting her. She didn’t know why the huntsman spoke like that. This wasn’t the 18th century. This was 1998 in Eastern Europe. She eases herself further away from the now evidently crazed man. “Why the fuck are you talking like that? I am sick of all this bullshit roleplaying. You are NOT a huntsman! You are our gardener for fuck’s sake. So can you never follow me again?”

The “huntsman” let out a gasp. This was an unexpected situation compared to the last six occasions here. He licked his lips as they curved into a smile.

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“Why don’t you hear me out for a second Ms. White. ”

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The huntsman first began by unbuckling his belt. This was going to be SPLENDID.

[Op.2]

The Huntsman take off his belt and prepares to whip Snow White for her insensitivity to his academic proclivities.

1) A giant eagle named Deus Ex Machima swoops down from the sky and saves Snow White, while demonstrating her true purity and light!

2) Snow White takes off her wig and reveals herself to be Snow White’s sister, Coal Black who is getting quit excited.

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At least that was what she hoped for. The man slurped his lips and let out a sigh as he tossed his belt over his shoulder. He took another step closer. She closed her eyes and fell to the ground in anticipation for the strike – or worse.

*Crunch*

*Crunch*

She opened one eye and looked through the nest of her hair and fingers. He slowly extended his long, oily, writhing finger towards her.

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“Tag, you’re it. ”

2)

“I wouldn’t touch that ugly face with the shitty salary your mom gives me anyways. ”

[Op. 1] The Huntsman didn’t really think that Snow White was all that bad. He decides to play a game of tag with her and needed to remove his belt to become more agile. They have a fun game.

1) The Huntsman asks Snow White to run away with him from the evil queen.

2) The Huntsman decides to go back to the Evil Queen and politely informs her of his resignation from his huntsman job.

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So the pair, for whatever excuse they came up with, ran away from the Queen. Snow White leaving her life of luxury and class; the Huntsman running away from the burden of sustaining his quiet, peaceful supporting his family of five. Both now ran through the forest under the joy of discovering their enlightenment.

1) They grew old and settled down.

2) They grew weary of their enlightenment and returned to face the consequences.

1) Snow White and the Huntsman lived happily ever after. The Evil queen eventually died off and all the problems of the world were resolved. THE END