Terrifying Inter-dimensional Wing Ball Creature / Cherubim
You wake up in the night to discover OH GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT in your apartment. Oh well, might as well try conversing with it. Maybe it’ll even turn your brain into a hypercube…
In this setting cherubim in general come off as having severe ADD due to their six-dimensional hypercube minds, which form trains of thought that look more like anteaters juggling daffodils than trains from your three-dimensional perspective. Figure out how to communicate properly with this avatar of insanity, and maybe JUST maybe you can find out what the hell it is doing in your apartment.
Excalibur, the sassy sword.
A game in which you encounter the famous Sword in the Stone and HOLY CRAP IT CAN TALK. Possible results of interaction can be getting crowned Rightful King of Britain, or just getting told by a three-foot piece of metal sticking out of a rock.
Have an informative discussion with Excalibur as it sizes you up and overall is very judgmental at you. Can you befriend or at least gain a shred of respect from a magic sword and become a monarch that isn’t a butterfly?
